About 12 hours from now, we’ll see a dedicated husband, stable genius and steward of democracy take the stage.

His own combed over hair. His tan applied by a paint gun. Teeth firmly glued to his McDouble chomping jaws. Fueled by Diet Coke & Roy Cohn’s ghost.

Don Jr. hasn’t slept for days in anticipation (and rampant cocaine abuse).

Melania’s passport is ready. She’s waiting for the deposit to go through so she can be a low-mileage lease to Kim Jong Un.

It could be a cavalcade of stars as Your Hero strides to the stage. Who will be there? Charo, Wayne Newton and TV’s own Willie Ames are on the guest list, I’m told.

Today is a great day if you’re a fan of gravitas, decency and above all, Truth.

Peace and love,
mpg

PS - or it all comes crashing down and he seeks asylum in Russia.

MPG - I enjoyed that.

Thanks.

I just look forward to this totally sane, selfless model citizen comporting himself like a Statesman and not some gd circus freak that should be tazed into 2025 on National television this evening.

Those that say he’s bitter, petty, racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynistic, feeble-brained, egomaniacal, simple or otherwise the dumbest piece of human fecal matter to ever drag his fat ass across the threshold of the White House have another thing coming.

Whatcha gonna do when the Trumpster and his 34 felony convictions runs wild on you?!

There’s no “u” in Patriotism, but there are two “i’s” in idiots and those definitely aren’t the people voting for Donald John Trump.

Take that DimoLames.

Your Pillow Papa

MPG
You have a way with you satire that I enjoy. What is best is the hidden truth of how delusional MEGA followers truly are.

At this point, they’re either true believers, too stupid to know they’re being duped or agents of chaos that were fine when America burned for the majority of his failed term in office.

Then there’s equally bitter, petty misogynists who would never vote for a woman that’s vastly more educated and accomplished than they ever could be if they managed to live 1000 years.

In less than 5 hours, their Stable Genius takes the stage.

Wouldn’t they be humiliated if he Fails?

I know I’ll be watching,
mpg

There you go.

You saw it.

The Trumpster clearly won that.

Even when Kamala the Ugandan Giant said he got fired by 81 million voters, he beat that back and stayed above the fray.

Can you imagine the horra or terra we’d be subjected to if our Lord and Savior Tangerine Pelican Neck isn’t voted back in?

He’s going to jail,
Mpg

They love their Felon.

No one can shake their love.

JD’s mascara didn’t run last night when he was making their insanity look civil, which was commendable.

mpg

PS - do you think they see the praise of two men on different sides acting civil as a sign the obnoxious bluster of their Burger King is worn threadbare?

Probably not.

If he can make it across the stage and find his point without stumbling, that’s a plus.

As to your question.. not a chance.

JD sort of accomplished his goal... his "likeability" went from a -22 to a -2. Gains, if negative numbers even count.

He really choked when asked if Trump actually lost the last election. He knows Trump has stated he is only going to surround himself and hire election deniers. Poor Tim looked like his head was going to blow up when he flat out refused to answer.

JD kept his cool, he's slick, but it only proves he's a good liar.

I noticed that he’s mostly a polished Yale-y that identifies as a hillbilly.

I mostly see an eyeliner-wearing internet troll that will have to walk behind the Tangerine Clydesdale to scoop up the poop like the lowest employee at a sad parade.

Russia, what a country!

mpg