Aye .. East Granite is off to his watering hole where he will add more bar shine to his buckle, hit on some non-Asian bar flies, slug down 20 or 30 brews while feasting on chicken wings. He will then need to head to the head a couple of times, get in a pissing match with someone who looks Asian and then demand that they take it outside where he will show them some real 武術 Kung Fu. He will then bounce off the back door of the establishment, run to and finally get saddled into his Beijing imported car and squeal off into the night.