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    Speaking of Nancy Pelosi Archived Message

    Posted by riverbender on June 11, 2019, 9:36 pm

    Nasty Pelosi and her driver were cruising along an Iowa

    country road one evening when an old dairy cow loomed

    in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.

    The aged cow was struck and killed. Nasty told her driver

    to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what

    had happened and pay them for the cow.

    She stayed in the car making phone calls.

    About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with

    his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle

    of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the

    other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened to you," asked Nasty?

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar,

    his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters

    made passionate love to me."

    "What did you tell them?" asked Nasty Nancy.

    The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said,

    'I'm Nancy Pelosi's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'

    The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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