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    Yellow Light Archived Message

    Posted by Sleuth on September 23, 2018, 3:43 pm

    Yellow Light

    The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing
    and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
    light by accelerating through the intersection.
    The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn,
    screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
    intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
    window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
    The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
    to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
    photographed and placed in a holding cell.
    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
    the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
    arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
    He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
    your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of
    you the finger and cursing at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'
    bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me
    to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish
    emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

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    • Yellow Light - Sleuth September 23, 2018, 3:43 pm