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    Songs of the 60's - Revised for the Aging 'Baby Boomers' Archived Message

    Posted by Sleuth on March 12, 2018, 11:06 am

    You are old enough to appreciate these if you remember the songs of the '60s.

    Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.



    They include:

    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash


    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker


    Ringo Starr ---
    I Get By With A Little Help From Depends


    The Bee Gees ---
    How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?


    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face


    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now


    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver


    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom


    Procol Harem---
    A Whiter Shade Of Hair


    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping


    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got A Kidney Stone


    Abba---
    Denture Queen


    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


    Helen Reddy ---
    I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore


    Leslie Gore---
    It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To


    And Last, but NOT least:


    Willie Nelson ---
    On the Commode Again

    AND ONE MORE FROM WILLIE, HIS LATEST SINGLE

    "I DIDN'T WAKE UP DEAD AGAIN THIS MORNING"


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