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    So I Got My Concealed Gun Permit.... Archived Message

    Posted by Sleuth on March 5, 2018, 12:32 am

    ....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection.
    When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."
    Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
    I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
    I still don't think I looked that bad.

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