Getting older has some fun moments ... some old some new...
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go .
Ate salad for dinner … Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Actually just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza …
How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio, after walking into a spider web ...
I don't mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in just 3 hours and 20 minutes ...
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it ...
Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...
Senility has been a smooth transition for me ...
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this ...
I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget five others
A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and searched with him ...
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day ...
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." -- Charles Schulz
on August 4, 2016, 4:04 pm