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    As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Archived Message

    Posted by Sleuth on April 7, 2014, 2:57 pm



    As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:


    1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
    an impressive new book. It's called .........
    'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'


    2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
    and be Mary.


    3. The difference between the Pope and
    your boss, the Pope only expects you
    to kiss his ring.

    4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant
    flash and it's gone.


    5. The only time the world beats a path to
    your door is if you're in the bathroom.

    6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
    The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
    that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.




    7. It used to be only death and taxes
    now, of course, there's
    shipping and handling, too.



    8. A husband is someone who, after taking
    the trash out, gives the impression that
    he just cleaned the whole house. (((now this is the truth)))


    9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
    vending machines and a large trash can. ((Sounds GOOD 2/me))

    10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
    mechanic might try to rip me off.
    I was relieved when he told me all
    I needed was turn signal fluid.'


    11. Definition of a teenager?
    God's punishment for enjoying sex.

    12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

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