> It's not whether you win or lose, > But how you place the blame. > > > > We have enough "youth". > How about a fountain of "smart"? > > The original point and click interface > Was a Smith & Wesson. > > A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party > > When blondes have more fun,do they know it? > > > LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES > USE BIRTH CONTROL > > Money isn't everything, > But it sure keeps the kids in touch. > > > > If at first you don't succeed > Skydiving is not for you > > > We are born naked, wet and hungry. > Then things get worse. > > Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. > > Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers > Give the rest a bad name. > > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge > To produce reproductive organs. > > Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi > > ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO > MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. > > The latest survey shows that > Three out of four people make > Up 75% of the population > > "You know why a banana is like a politician?" > "He comes in and first he is green, > Then he turns yellow > And then he's rotten." > > "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, > You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could > Identify their corporate sponsors." > > The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. >
on February 12, 2014, 3:35 pm