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    Stress Management for Women Archived Message

    Posted by Sleuth on January 9, 2014, 10:24 am

    Stress Management for Women! This is absolutely wonderful!!!


    A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining
    Stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew
    She was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'...
    She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired
    With a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz.

    She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I
    Hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for
    An hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.

    If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's
    The same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She
    Continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens
    All the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we
    Won't be able to carry on."

    "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest
    Before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the
    Burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early
    In the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them
    Through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.

    1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're
    The statue!

    2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
    Them.

    3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle
    Of it.

    4 * Drive carefully.. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
    Maker.

    5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
    Worth it.

    7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
    To others.

    8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

    9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
    Won't have a leg to stand on.

    10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

    12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

    13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

    16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

    17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and
    Some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they
    All have to live in the same box.

    18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

    19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

    AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

    20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*

    Today someone asked me if I liked you. I laughed, and I said, "Ha! That's
    Funny!! I absolutely LOVE that woman!! She's funny, caring, crazy as heck,
    Sweet, beautiful, she's reading this email right now & I love her!!" Send
    This to ten ladies you love!! & I better be one!!!!

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the
    Devil says~~ "Oh Crap, She's up!"


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