Re: Opinionated's 12 Days of Christmas Song Archived Message
Posted by opinionated on December 24, 2013, 9:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Opinionated's 12 Days of Christmas Song"
Wow, at first I just enjoyed arguing with you about issues. At one point I actually thought you were the rebirth of Liberal. However, after this very lame excuse for an attack I now know better. As often as Lib battled me he always did it in a somewhat intellectual manner. This, this cry for help is alarming. I feel bad that you spent the better part of this week trying to come up with something funny, entertaining, witty and sarcastic and you failed so miserably. I'm actually embarrassed for you Hardcase. Look, what your parents did to you is NOT your fault. Some parents react to the stresses of life differently. Some cope, some can't cope. In your case it is apparent you were locked in a small closet with nothing to play with except (well on this blessed holiday we won't go there) and it very negatively affected you. I am almost driven to call the Division of Family Services to report your parents but down deep I simply don't care what they did to you. I can see where you would have driven them to shaking you, beating you and maybe even dropping you from the roof. You now have twelve months to run another parody of a carol and please try to make it better. People here don't want to read such broken attempts at humor and poetry. Until then, with thoughts of spring, I will leave you with this one so you can at least understand the importance of rhythm in poetry. Merry Christmas Hard Case. The moon may kiss the stars so high The sun may kiss the bright blue sky The dew may kiss the morning grass But you my friend, can kiss my ass
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