I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. > > It contained: > > · An aspirin and a band-aid. > > · An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker > > · A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign > > · A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster > > · A 'Tax the Rich' banner > > · An application for unemployment and a free cellphone > > · An application for food stamps > > · A prayer rug > > · A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren > > · And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. > > > > Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish. > > Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
on November 6, 2013, 7:46 am