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    Lexiphiles - "lover of words" Archived Message

    Posted by Sandy S on March 19, 2013, 7:36 pm

    1. You can tune a piano, but you ..can't tuna fish.
    2. To write with a broken pencil is..pointless.
    3. When fish are in schools they somtimes..take debate.
    4. A theif who stole a calendar..got 12 months.
    5. When the SMOG lifts in Los Angeles...U.C.L.A.
    6. A DENTIST AND MANICURIST MARRIED..they fought tooth and nail.
    7. You are stuck with your debt if..you can't budge it.
    8. If you take your laptop computer for a run you could...jog you memory.
    9. A bicycle can't stand alone..it is two tired.
    10.He had a photographic memory... which wasnever developed.

    I know, I know, they are really stupid!!
    Sandy S


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