1. You can tune a piano, but you ..can't tuna fish. 2. To write with a broken pencil is..pointless. 3. When fish are in schools they somtimes..take debate. 4. A theif who stole a calendar..got 12 months. 5. When the SMOG lifts in Los Angeles...U.C.L.A. 6. A DENTIST AND MANICURIST MARRIED..they fought tooth and nail. 7. You are stuck with your debt if..you can't budge it. 8. If you take your laptop computer for a run you could...jog you memory. 9. A bicycle can't stand alone..it is two tired. 10.He had a photographic memory... which wasnever developed.