Posted by Dreamcatcher on September 3, 2011, 11:56 am, in reply to "Joke time"
Here are a few funny ones I found on line.
1. Only in Britain......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
2. Nobody can fix the economy. Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button. Nobody's perfect. Vote for Nobody.
3.Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician's house?
Professional courtesy.
4.Mum: What makes you think our son will be a politician?
Dad: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.