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    Posted by sleuth on June 26, 2011, 11:09 am

    Honest Answer

    A East Texas Department of Highway Patrol
    car pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a
    faulty taillight. When the officer approached
    the driver, the man behind the wheel handed
    the officer his driver’s license, insurance
    card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

    The officer took all the documents, looked
    them over and said. "Mr..Smith, I see you have
    a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

    The driver replied, "Yes sir, I have a 357
    handgun in a hip holster, a.45 in the glove box
    and a .22 derringer in my boot."

    The officer looked at the driver and asked,
    "Anything else?"

    "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge
    and an AR-15 behind the seat."

    The officer asked if the man was driving to
    or from a shooting range and the man
    said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and
    looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith,
    you're carrying quite a few guns.

    May I ask what you are afraid of?

    Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and
    calmly answered,

    "Not a frickin thing!"


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