Re: So, is everybody ready? Archived Message
Posted by Norad on May 19, 2011, 8:50 pm, in reply to "So, is everybody ready?"
Ginger: "2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation" Whoa whoa WHOA...you mean we've been under God's microscope since 1988? We've been in 'BE GOOD, YOU MORON!' mode since Bon Jovi was really popular? Holy living crap, am I in dutch with the Lord. I've sinned about sixteen bazillion times, and a lot of times on purpose, since 1988. I even ran out into the street and drunkenly flipped off God in 2004 when the Cardinals got swept by the Red Sox in the World Series. OOF. Guess I get a special corner of hell reserved for angry Cardinals fans who gave the finger to God. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire Cool...I can fart around for exactly five more months and not worry about it since I'm already condemned to eternal damnation. Hey, maybe I'll run around like a retard in the front yard flipping off the sky when the Rams lose their first game in 2011. My soul is damned already, right? So why not? BITE ME, SKY WIZARD!!! 13,023 years from creation. Yes, yes. 4.3 billion old rocks all over Earth are nothing more than a faith test from the same sky-wizard who made my Cardinals lose in 2004. Ha ha nice try, omnipotent prayer granter who gets prayers AFTER tornadoes, and doesn't get questioned about WHY he sent tornadoes. I'm not falling for THAT one again, you crafty shaft artist. You crack me the hell up, religion. Keep bringing the laughs.
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