This morning, the Muslims warned the U.S. that if the U.S. meddling in the Middle East continued they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 owners/managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
...Finally, if all else fails they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
on March 7, 2011, 8:51 pm