I posted this about a week ago, but I'm still looking for some help, so here it is again.
I know this will probably sound crazy, but it is actually completely serious.
I'm a missionary to Granite City. As a way to be of service to the community, I have contacted a local bar about giving free rides home on Friday and Saturday nights. The bar thinks this is a great idea and has opened their doors for me to come and do this. However, I need a partner to go with me. It won't cost you anything but your time. If you're interested in helping me out with some of your time - any part of Fri and/or Sat nights, please message back and I'll get in touch with you. Thanks!