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    It's a Completely, Non-Offensive and Politically Correct Holiday Archived Message

    Posted by Wyld_Roze on December 10, 2010, 5:05 pm

    Brad Paisley and the Kung Pao Buckeroo

    This is sad, but it still cracks me up everytime. Remember, the rules are:

    •Can’t say Christmas, have to say Holiday.
    •Can’t say white, have to say Caucasian.
    •Can’t say Orient, have to say Asia.
    •Can’t say drummer ’cause that will offend real musicians.
    •Can’t say small ’cause that will offend short people.
    •Can’t say new ’cause that will offend old people.
    •Can’t say ho as you might offend some women.
    • Can't say silent because it might offend the hard of hearing.

    I think one of my favorite lines is you can't say "White", you have to say "Caucasian". So I have to sing "I'm Dreaming of a Causcasian Holiday" Yeah, that won't offend anybody. ROFLMFAO

    Hope you enjoy it as much as I do, and remember this is supposed to be funny and make fun of the whole issue!

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    • It's a Completely, Non-Offensive and Politically Correct Holiday - Wyld_Roze December 10, 2010, 5:05 pm