Jan -

Feel free to use this on your next edition:

“Oof.

If you’ve got a tween that’s memorized the periodic table now they think they’re hot stuff, treat’em to this haughty, bombastic anti-science screed.

You’ll ask yourself, “Did the Scarecrow from LH Baum’s ‘Wizard of Oz’ write this? I assume as much because that character didn’t have a brain.”

Anyhoo, that kid will hate reading and science so much after trying to make heads or tails of this nonsense they'll demand their offspring aren’t vaccinated, bring Polio back and send out overall health back to the dust bowl.

This thing goes on my Mt. Flushmore of books.

MJL”