on January 4, 2025, 12:23 pm
Red pickup with plates covered fled Mad Co on Nameoki Rd toward 270
270 Westbound spikey strips ahead at Rt 3
*Ka-Pow* Great success
Continuing 270 West on 2 flats 70 mph
Pontoon Beach joins chase
Approaching Rt 3 at 40 mph
More spikey strips ahead
Direct hit again, continuing
Front tire flying apart, 35 mph
Now rear tire, crossing into Missouri 30 mph, losing another tire.
Now he's just showing off.
Tire #4 flat, and he's continuing 30 mph.
Alton PD joins
Exiting Riverview
The Official Exit of Metro-East Crime
South on Riverview with a line of PD behind him at 20 MPH.
Onlookers expecting them to throw candy at these speeds 🍬 🍫 🍭
Final tire flying apart, continuing 20 MPH
South on Hall Street
Passenger door opening.
I'd want out too, turning onto Blaise
South on Broadway passing Swikter *Phonetic spelling*
Right onto Calvary
Change of plans, passenger door closes
Passing West Florissant
Right onto Geraldine, the Street,
not the person.
Now going the wrongway on a one way,
on rims no less.
Speed 15 mph.
At 10 mph the cops just run along side and jerk him out, I think 🤔 .
Left on Union, crossing Bircher onto Kingshighway
Entering 70 eastbound with sparks flying.
Nope 70 a bad idea, anytime, but especially at 15 mph, exiting Shreve.
Passing Carter onto Marcus Avenue
Passenger door opening again
Threw something out
Door closes
Right on Lee Ave, passenger door opens again.
Can't make up their mind, possibly female.
Alton PD recovers dumped item.
Right into an alley.
Left onto Kingshighway on the rims
This can't be real...
but it is.
Right onto San Francisco Avenue
Right onto Euclid
Into another alley
Left on Schreve
Left on Marcus *Recalculating*
Passing Sacramento
Passing San Francisco
Sad Diego must be somewhere near here
Driver door opening
Right onto Lee Avenue
Left on Newstead
Into another alley
STL City joins, that's a new one.
Right on Taylor
Right on Penrose
Left on Bessie
Right on Marcus again
Driving into a yard
This mf must be using Apple Maps.
Driving on sidewalk right on Taylor.
North on Newstead, passenger door opens again.
Left onto Bircher, entering 70 again 😆
Exiting West Florissant
Passing Kerry Ave
Right onto Withers.
Meanwhile in Edwardsville, 2 females and 4 males all went into the same bathroom at the same time, Circle K.
Now back to the 15 mph pursuit
Adelade to Broadway, left onto Hall Street
Right onto Maclaren Ave
Right into Halls Ferry
Air Support joins...
Which begs the question, can an airplane even go 15 mph ?
Back onto Riverview, trying to navigate a roundabout on 4 rims 😆
I still can't believe this is real.
He did it !
Left onto Newby, the Street, not the person that's going to ask to make this sharable.
Right onto Melvin, onto Church
Good, he sure needs Jesus.
FFS back onto Riverview
The Official Exit of Metro-East Crime
Now a u-turn, which should be easy on 4 rims, left onto Jordan right on Newby, back onto Riverview and giving the roundabout another shot.
Onto Goodfellow, left onto West Florissant
And he's crashed, but wait, still going on the sidewalk.
This is possibly Jason Bourne.
Right on Genevieve, left on Beckla, Veckla, something like that.
Entering 70 the wrong way, Jesus.
Bailing Kingshighway at 70
3 in custody
Elapsed Time: 1 hour 22 minutes.
New MEC World Record
The End
@followers
The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits. -Thomas Jefferson
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