Despite wishes for my explicit death or (even worse) paralysis, I just want to take time out of my day and wish…

Opi: a day full of not fixing ball marks and the ignorance not to know when all of his friends laugh behind his back after he gives unsolicited opinions on topics he was never, even in his youth, been bright enough to understand

And

Joe: all the Dino nuggets, grilled cheese sandwiches and John Cena movies he can watch on his government subsidized dial-up internet connection.

With Pillows, Love and Understanding,
MPG