Wait - you haven’t been given the bum’s rush by roving bands of vaguely brown people speaking in hoots and clicks on your way to the polling place?

I heard that a recent u10 girls softball game in Mitchell was decided when they pinch hit a girl named “Hercules” and she hit one off the Luna, got back in her Peterbilt and continued her route to Cedar Rapids to drop off some chickens.

If you don’t think Joe’s Demented fingerprints were all over that, you’ve got another thing coming.

Did they release that manifesto yet?

I need the OuTrAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!