First, and most importantly, you would die. No one's going to help you die, and if they did they would likely end up in jail. So that's not going to happen.
Second, assuming you are an adult male of average size, no snake in captivity could swallow you. The shoulders are just too wide. There has never been a confirmed case of a snake swallowing an adult male human. That doesn't mean it hasn't happened, because big snakes do kill people and they have tried to swallow their prey. It would still take a record-breakingly huge snake, most likely a green anaconda larger than any on record or a reticulated python on the order of thirty feet long. Neither of those is likely to be available any time soon. If you are a slim woman it'd be easier to find a snake that could manage you, but there still aren't that many out there.
Third...teeth. Big snakes have dozens and dozens of very sharp recurved teeth. Even tough skinned prey often bleed quite heavily as they are being swallowed. Needle-sharp teeth sinking in over and over as the jaws work forward. You don't want any part of that, I expect.
So, the short version is that it is not going to happen, and it would be agonizingly painful if the snake even tried to eat you. You could certainly get a big snake to swallow your arm or leg, which would have all the usual problems (pain, infection, etc) in the hopes that it would let go and withdraw once it realized it couldn't swallow you whole.
That is the closest you are likely to get, and it is a terrible idea, but there you are.
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