*LOLOL!* That's brilliant! Leave it to spankos to come up with ever-more creative ways to smack a bum! That would be interesting, though. If it happens, let me know how it goes?

I can't believe you broke your wrist by blocking a ball! I had no idea that was possible. Dang, soccer is more dangerous than I thought! Anyway, hope it heals soon.

I guess you CAN catch a didgeridoo, but it would never occur to me to suggest that as a possible answer! Speaking of the didge, I just love it when women can play the instrument, especially because of the (incorrect) assumption that they are culturally forbidden from doing so. You as a musician might appreciate this performance from Adele: