Walt, I was the evidence log guy on a search warrant in Western and when a detective moved a box in a closet, it started "talking". It was a blow-up sex doll with a voice recording (I cannot repeat the actual words here but they had to do with a climax). Like all good detectives I had a pocket tape recorder in the car and copied what the doll was saying. Later, I put it in an interview room, pressed play and walked out shutting the door. As guys would walk by they heard what sounded like sex going on in there. Me and (I won't name them) laughed our asses off at some of the reactions.