PA wanted to cater to the explosives industry, so they legalized all kinds of fireworks. The rednecks in the state couldn't handle that responsibly so now we have a warzone at every holiday.

Tonight our neighbor will set off his stadium grade fireworks, which is what I call them. I don't know what they are actually called but they are big size fireworks like you'd see at a stadium or somewhere that is equipped to handle them. Big explosions, spinning, whirling fireworks, shrieking, whistling explosions raining down everywhere. He explodes these right over our houses and farm fields with animals in them. If you call the police they tell you to stop being such a bad neighbor and enjoy them. Evidently cops like explosions, too.

Everyone is always complaining how gas is so high and how they can't afford food anymore, but they all find money to spend on a ton of fireworks and explosives every holiday and the days before and after.