Sigh, men will never learn to stop while they are ahead...

--Previous Message--
: A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
: reading when the wife looks over at him and
: asks THE question.
:
: WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
: Would you get married again?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
:
: WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
: married?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
:
: WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
: remarry?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
: again."
:
: WIFE: (with a hurt look) "You
: would?"
:
: HUSBAND: (makes an audible groan)
:
: WIFE: "Would you live in our
: house?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great
: house."
:
: WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
: bed?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Where else would we
: sleep?"
:
: WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
: car?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Probably; it is almost
: new."
:
: WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures
: with hers?"
:
: HUSBAND: "That would seem like the
: proper thing to do"
:
: WIFE: "Would you give her my
: jewelry?"
:
: HUSBAND : "No. I'm sure she'd want her
: own."
:
: WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with
: you?
:
: HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
: times."
:
: WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
:
: HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."
:
: (ed. note: as per the family-friendly policy
: of TOP, the rest of this story has been
: censored).
:
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