: A thief in Paris planned to steal some
: paintings from the Louvre-Museum.
: After careful planning, he got past
: security, stole the paintings, and
: made it safely to his van. However, he was
: captured only two blocks
: Away when his van ran out of gas.
: When asked how he could mastermind such a
: crime and then make such an
: obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur,
: that is the reason I stole the
: paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to
: make the Van Gogh."
: (See if you have De Gaulle to send this on
: to someone else. I sent it
: To you because I figured I had nothing