You are the smartest Prince ever to have deciphered all that on your own...

Princess

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: 1. FINE : This is the word women use to end an
: argument when they are right and you need to
: shut up.
:
: 2. FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed,
: this means a half an hour.
: Five minutes is only five minutes if you
: have just been given five more
: minutes to watch the game before helping
: around the house.
:
: 3. NOTHING : This is the calm before the
: storm. This means something, and you should
: be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
: nothing usually end in fine.
:
: 4. GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not
: permission. DON"T DO IT!
:
: 5. LOUD SIGH : This is actually a word, but
: is a non-verbal statement
: often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
: means she thinks you are an idiot and
: wonders why she is wasting her time standing
: here and arguing with you about nothing.
: (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
: nothing.)
:
: 6. THAT'S OKAY : This is one of the most
: dangerous statements a women can make to a
: man. That's okay means she wants to think
: long and hard before deciding how and when
: you will pay for your mistake.
:
: 7. THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not
: question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
:
: 8. WHATEVER : Is a woman's way of saying
: F@!K YOU!
:
: 9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT : Another
: dangerous statement, meaning this is
: something that a woman has told a man to do
: several times, but is now doing it herself.
: This will later result in a man asking '
: What's wrong?' For the woman's response
: refer to #3.
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