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: The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
:
: After all the background checks, interviews
: and testing were done, there were 3
: finalists; two men and a woman.
:
: For the final test, the FBI agents took one
: of the men to a large metal door and handed
: him a gun.
:
: "We must know that you will follow your
: instructions no matter what the
: circumstances.
:
: Inside the room you will find your wife
: sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"
:
: The man said, "You can't be serious. I
: could never shoot my wife."
:
: The agent said, "Then you're not the
: right man for this job. Take your wife and
: go home."
:
: The second man was given the same
: instructions. He took the gun and went into
: the room. All was quiet for about 5
: minutes. The man came out with tears in his
: eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
: wife."
:
: The agent said, "You don't have what it
: takes. Take your wife and go home."
:
: Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
: given the same instructions, to kill her
: husband. She took the gun and went into the
: room. Shots were heard, one after another.
: They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
: the walls. After a few minutes, all was
: quiet. The door opened slowly and there
: stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
: brow. "This gun is loaded with
: blanks" she said. "I had to beat
: him to death with the chair."
:
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