Who needs shoes???
: A man walks into a pet shop and says to the
: "Ok I want to buy a pet, but I don't
: want a boring normal pet, no cats, or dogs
: or budgies I want something different."
: The pet shop owner informs him that he has a
: talking centipede. "Really?" says
: the man. "How much?"
: The owner informs him that the talking
: centipede is $100. Happy with the unusual
: offering the man pays the money and takes
: his new pet home. On getting home he lays
: the match box with the centipede in it on
: the table, opens it and says "Hello Mr.
: Centipede, fancy going to the pub for a few
: drinks?" The centipede says nothing.
: Figuring it must be tired from the journey
: he decides to leave it for an hour and try
: again later.
: An hour later he opens the match box and
: says "Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy going
: to the pub for a few drinks?" The
: centipede again says nothing. Starting to
: get suspicious the man decides he will give
: it one more hour, and if the centipede
: doesn't talk he will take it back to the
: shop for a refund.
: An hour later the man opens the match box
: and says "Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy
: going to the pub for a few drinks?"
: The centipede says "I heard you the
: first time you moron! I'm putting my shoes