Even the easy victories count, don't they?

--Previous Message--
: Never argue with a woman
:
:
:
: One morning the husband returns after
: several hours of fishing and decides to take
: a nap.
:
: Although not familiar with the lake, the
: wife decides to take the boat out. She
: motors out a short distance, anchors, and
: reads her book.
:
: Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He
: pulls up alongside the woman and says,
: "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
: doing? "
:
: "Reading a book," she replies,
: (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
:
: "You're in a Restricted Fishing
: Area," he informs her.
:
: "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not
: fishing. I'm reading."
:
: "Yes, but you have all the equipment.
: For all I know you could start at any
: moment. I'll have to take you in and write
: you up."
:
: "If you do that, I'll have to charge
: you with sexual assault." says the
: woman.
:
: "But I haven't even touched you",
: says the Game Warden.
:
: "That's true, but you have all the
: equipment. For all I know you could start at
: any moment."
:
: "Have a nice day ma'am," and he
: left.
:
: MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
: It's likely she can also think.
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