Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young Prince that I am and then my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and feel forever grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!