: An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween
: in a long time
: decided to dress up and go out.
: The old woman went into her bedroom,
: stripped naked and tied a lemon between her
: When she came out, the old man yelled,
: "You can't go out like that!"
: She said, "I can go anyway I like, and
: so can you."
: Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came
: out stark naked with a potato tied to his
: The old woman asks, "You're going out
: like that?"
: And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as
: a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator