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Posted by Mississippi Moon
on 9/7/2006, 8:55 am
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in his ear, and he didn't move." Replied the child, innocently. "You did WHAT??!?" The teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."