> A woman takes a lover home during the day while
> her husband is at work.
> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
> sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch
> The woman's husband also comes home.
> She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
> that the little boy is in there already.
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
> Man: "That's nice"
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
> Man: "No, thanks."
> Boy: "My Dad's outside."
> Man: "OK, how much?"
> Boy: "$250"
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
> boy and the lover are in the closet together.
> Boy: "Dark in here."
> Man: "Yes, it is."
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
> The lover, remembering the last time,
> asks the boy,\u0014 How much?"
> Boy: "$750"
> Man: "Sold."
> A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
> your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
> catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> Boy: "$1,000"
> The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your
> friends like that...that is way more than those two
> things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."
> They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
> boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again;
> you're in my closet now."
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