2. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 3,630,214,756 angels 4. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to 5. I no longer pump gas without looking over my shoulder to watch out for a 6. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these 7. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually 8. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our 9. I can't use any toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is 10. I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 Have a wonderful day! By the way, a South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late! **
on 8/26/2006, 2:33 pm
envelopes. I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs
sealing. Also, I am now compelled to scrub the top of every can of soda for
the same reason.
Because of all the forwarded email:
1. I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating
in their special e-mail program.
looking out for me.
3. I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like an old
Water buffalo on a hot day.
seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
serial killer who may crawl into my back seat.
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
Al Qaeda in disguise.
American troops or the Salvation Army.
lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it crawls up my butt.
probably was placed there by some sicko waiting to take my picture with a
cell phone camera when I bend over.
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to
grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
cousin's beautician.
study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual
activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
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