There is a kid who lives on a farm...one day he comes home from school in a really bad mood. Walking to the house, he see's a pig and kicks it....then he see's a chicken and kicks that. When he walks into the house his mother, who was watching him from the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals! For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. And for kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week!" The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. Then the boy says to his mother, "You wanna tell him or should I?"