The Lone Ranger was ambushed
and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great

Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be

executed in three days.
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.

What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought

before the Lone Ranger,
who whispers in Silver's ear, and the

horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns

with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back As the Indian Chief watches,

the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief

admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse,

but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him,

and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,

Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette,
more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent

and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian

Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,

but I will still kill you tomorrow.
"What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees,

and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger

grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says,

Listen very carefully

for....the....last....time I said.....

"BRING POSSE"

Give me a sense of humor and
Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks!

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