TREE HUGGER
Walking through the woods, a man comes upon another man hugging a tree
with
his ear firmly against it. He asks, "Just out of curiosity, what the
hell
are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of this tree."
"You've gotta be kidding."

"No, not at all! Would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, this is really stupid, but...okay .." So he wraps his arms around
the tree and presses his ear up against it.. The other man immediately
slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys,
then
strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later, another nature lover strolls by, sees this man
handcuffed
to the tree naked and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
regaling his plight, the newcomer is shaking his head in sympathy,
circling
him. When the handcuffed man is finished talking, the second man walks
around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just isn't
your day, is it, Sugar?"