A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, not today sweetheart

Why not? ask the little girl

"because Bumpers is in heat" says mom

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Bumpers for a walk around
the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Bumpers over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Bumpers on the leash and only
go one time round the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Bumpers?"

The little girl said, "Oh she ran out of gas about halfway down the block,

But it's ok cause some other dog is pushing her home."