Miss Ann, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness
to all.

One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The
bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they
began to chat.

The vicar tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
could no longer resist. "Miss Ann" he said, "I wonder if you
would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh yes" she said "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet
and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
haven't had the flu all winter".