Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What
does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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