My girlfirend sent me this, pretty cute.
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> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for
her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what
she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."