: > Newsflash
: > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: > The world was stunned by the news, this
: morning, of the death of the
: > Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.
: > Authorities believe that the death
: occurred at approximately 8:42PM
: > last
: > evening.
: > Best known as the irritating pink bunny
: that kept going and going and
: > going,
: > "Pinkie" as he was known to
: his friends and relatives, was alone at the
: > time of
: > his death.
: > An autopsy was performed early this
: morning. Chief medical Examiner,
: > Dura
: > Cell, concluded that the cause of death
: was acute cardiac arrest
: > induced by
: > sexual over-stimulation.
: > Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's
: batteries in backwards, and he
: > kept coming, and coming and coming.....