well maybe.......

>> > 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
>> >
>> > 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
>> >
>> > 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
>> >
>> > 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
>> >
>> > 5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
>> >
>> > 6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
>> >
>> > 7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
>> >
>> > 8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
>> >
>> > 9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
>> >
>> > 10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST.
>> >
>> > 11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
>> >
>> > 12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE
> CHEESE.
>> >
>> > 13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
>> >
>> > 14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
>> >
>> > 15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
>> >
>> > 16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
>> >
>> > 17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
>> >
>> > 18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
>> >
>> > 19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
>> >
>> > 20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
>> >
>> > 21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
>> >
>> > 22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
>> >
>> > 23. OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
>> >
>> > 24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
>> >
>> > 25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED
>> > SOMETHING.
>> >
>> > 26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
>> >
>> > 27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
>> >
>> > 28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
>> >
>> > 29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
>> >
>> > 30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
>> >
>> > 31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
>> >
>> > 32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
>> >
>> > 33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
>> >
>> > 34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
>> >
>> > 35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
>> >
>> > 36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT
> HAPPENED.
>> >
>> > 37. JUST REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
>> >
>> > 38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR
> BRIGHT
>> > UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.