Everything about him screams AZZHOLE ... his facial expressions, his nasally voice (like fingernails scratching a blackboard), his grandiose speech mannerisms, his pomposity and narcissism, his phony and cloying religiosity, his delusions of grandeur, how he lies so effortlessly and shamelessly, those soulless satanic dead-mackerel eyes ... EVERYTHING!!! Quite simply, he is probably one of the most vile human beings to have ever existed on this planet. It's no wonder he identifies with the Republican party.

Having said all that, I would definitely love it if a miracle happened and he won the Republican nomination. I can't think of a better opponent to ensure a Hillary Clinton victory in November.