Posted by Snidely on November 7, 2015, 7:27 amEdited by board administrator November 7, 2015, 2:34 pm
to assure his supporters that he actually used to be a mentally unstable juvenile delinquent with severe anger issues, and that anybody who says otherwise is a filthy liar!!! 
I tried to stab my friend in the stomach
and I threatened to hit my mom in the head with a hammer
but I'm all better now ... 
Please vote for me to be the next President of the United States
you can trust me with the codes to the nuclear arsenal
Jesus will tell me when to use them
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