Haaaa!! I was actually thinking about something along those lines ...
Not everybody is aware that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be a sitting member of the House ... the speaker could be virtually anybody. A few possibilities ...
- Newt Gingrich ... oh wait, he's a serial philanderer.
- Denny Hastert ... oh wait, he's a serial child molester.
- Tom Delay ... oh wait, he was charged with money laundering and conspiracy, and was totally corrupt
- Rush Limptool ... oh wait, he's a total douchebag.
- Louis Gohmert ... WE HAVE A WINNER ... the epitome of everything Republican ... a complete moron. I can't think of anybody who better represents Republican values than Louis!!
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